Mark’s looking like Maes Hughes more and more each day
The resemblance is uncanny
What they say: “I was just joking.”
What they mean: “I was completely serious, but I hate being called out, so I’d rather pretend that you’re just too sensitive.”
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
This is the first image on the Wikipedia article for skeletons
WE RIDE AGAINST THE FUCKBOYS TONIGHT
what I want to do for halloween:
what I’ll end up doing on halloween:
Calvin and Hobbes: the college years
Y’know, I scrolled past this and thought to myself, “yeah, this is pretty cute, but I’m not gonna reblog it.”
Until I saw that last gif.
Yeah, last one did for me as well.
IT IS THE FIRST OF OCTOBER
IT IS TIME
TIME FOR SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
IT IS OFFICIALLY OCTOBER. BRIN G ON THE HALLOWEENIES
They are on their way.
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
Wait but hear me out
- ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
- hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
- slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
- gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you
It still amazes me that I talk to guys who still think they get harassed just as much as women online. Like even from people who aren’t clearly and totally gross dumbasses. It kinda makes me think that, even in the best cases, it might be hard to really understand the sheer difference in frequency. You see a woman get harassed on a game and you go “Oh well I’ve been harassed” without understanding that there is seldom a session for her where that doesn’t happen or understanding what her inbox might look like…
That is a sort of stunning degree of difference.
"The data’s in! Women were lying about online harassment!”
"Aha! We knew it!"
“Yeah, they’ve been severely underreporting how bad things are for them, turns out.”